{"id":1038,"date":"2011-12-16T16:56:54","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T00:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2012-12-03T10:33:55","modified_gmt":"2012-12-03T18:33:55","slug":"elf-on-the-shelf-days-14-and-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/?p=1038","title":{"rendered":"Elf on the Shelf, Days 14 and 15"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(All of my Elf on the Shelf pictures for 2011 are located <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/?p=2650\"><u>here<\/u><\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s come to my attention via multiple people that I&#8217;m one of &#8216;those&#8217; moms who other moms want to &#8216;punch in the throat&#8217; per <a href=\"http:\/\/peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.blogspot.com\/2011\/12\/over-achieving-elf-on-shelf-mommies.html\"><u>this<\/u><\/a> blog post, LOL :)  I&#8217;m okay with that.  I have quick reflexes ;)  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/snippets_from_suburbia\/6528708923\/\" title=\"Elf on the Shelf, Day 14 by snippets_from_suburbia, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7021\/6528708923_9f62a353db_o.jpg\" width=\"960\" height=\"796\" alt=\"Elf on the Shelf, Day 14\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/snippets_from_suburbia\/6528708931\/\" title=\"Elf on the Shelf, Day 15 and {346\/365} by snippets_from_suburbia, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7156\/6528708931_68bac7a09e_o.jpg\" width=\"960\" height=\"684\" alt=\"Elf on the Shelf, Day 15 and {346\/365}\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(All of my Elf on the Shelf pictures for 2011 are located here) It&#8217;s come to my attention via multiple people that I&#8217;m one of &#8216;those&#8217; moms who other moms want to &#8216;punch in the throat&#8217; per this blog post,&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/?p=1038\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rang;&rang;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[38,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2787,"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions\/2787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snippetsfromsuburbia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}